The Female Version of an Asshole.

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

if you as a father dont think your kid working with robots is cool as all fuck then you not only failed as a father but you failed at understanding what awesome is

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don't know how to flirt like a regular person

Podcast where every week someone different interviews me, and if they ask something I've answered before, they get Nickelodeon slimed, so episode one is like, "Where are you from? What's your favorite color?" but episode one-hundred is like, "How many birds would you estimate you saw on the family vacation to Yellowstone you took when you were seven?" and they still get slimed.

I REMEBERED EVERY SINGLE SOUND AND MUSICAL NOTE BEFORE I HIT UNMUTE I FELT IT IN MY BONES

Ohh yall all hate vore until the little pink orb dose it… i see how it is

Shut up shut up shut up please shut up

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet