She/Her - 31 - ♑

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister