👌🏼The Fleeked Greek🇬🇷

(credits to the original owner)

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

1) Even someone who’s working could be here on a migrant (or other sort of) visa (hey, there are a few thousand per year, and *someone*’s got to get them, right?) or could be waiting for their case to resolve in immigration court, after having come to America to join a born or naturalized American family member. 

2) Even people who are working improperly could have come into the country legally – and just overstayed their visa or be violating the conditions of their visa, and you have no idea what the annoying little regulations that govern that might be. 

3) If a law enforcement officer asks you about a neighbor/friend/etc., take this moment to remind them that, unlike them, you cannot ask a random person off the street for their ID and be entitled to a response. 

4) Even if someone has told you that they are undocumented, you still don’t know, do you? Humans lie all the time. How could you know for sure? You can’t, because they can’t prove that they have a lack of papers. Just because you haven’t seen papers doesn’t mean they don’t exist! 

5) Don’t ever talk to cops in general. Why are you talking to a cop? Stop that, as soon as it is safe and feasible. 

Love,

What other anime did weird shit like make the sun and moon horrific smiling heads and gave a man an enormous screw through his fucking head as well as stitches literally all over his laboratory house whose fucking name was Franken Stein and a villain who’s so covered in eyes that even his hair looks like eyes and a weird interdimensional principals office that’s full of clouds and aesthetic crosses everywhere and smoke that always appeared in the shape of skulls and the main academy’s entrance was three massive skills with red spikes coming out of the eyes and the whole building itself is black and red and white and in fact every building was made to be every young goths wet fantasy since they were all mostly black, covered in skulls, and/or proportionately impossible just for the sake of Style?

None, that’s the answer.

Animal puns, animal motif chanting, soul release aesthetics.

Every adventure shonen anime is pure aesthetic with wacky characters and a flimsy plot

But each with a different aesthetics

Soul eater = goth

My hero academia = jock

One piece = surfer hippy

Full metal alchemist = steam punk

Digimon = ugly