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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

That’s fucking deep

#the concept of an old vampire loving and emulating twilight honestly sort of moves me (via dollsome-does-tumblr)

Lol what even is this?

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

Jesus Christ, that is bad.

So dramatic

OMG

i lost it at jondor

Look at him try! Fuck man.

This was some of the funniest shit

The little clap, omg

🥺🥺🥺

Yup the wholesome content I’m here for!

I get so honestly choked up when I see good dads like this.

I’m SCREAMING at that one motherfucker who did the sign of the cross before walking out in front of all those cars

russia is just gta online

Yesus Christ.

Ohhhhh. That be lookin cool as shit man!!!

did…did eggman just ask if tails called his dick small

Is this legit??!

Slurp

hole tightening juice

LMAO

I’m screaming

an enemy