Nice Like Rice

Office vending machine ran out of cheetos should I do it?

oooh twitch doesnt like browser extensions so it just nukes itself unless you open it in an incognito tab

I could totally make my own shu mai if I truly believe in myself

Gonna cast my rod out on dating sites or something just because I wanna try out this Mexican restaurant but I don't wanna sit and order by myself

Guy drilling a glory hole in the submarine because he heard there's mermaids like a bazillion fathoms under the sea

Summer is the season of family barbecues which is wonderful for a guy like me who can't be arsed to cook all the time

Your boy ate three lobsters and a bunch of other bullshit is this what it's like to be boy pregnant