Nice Like Rice

I could totally make my own shu mai if I truly believe in myself

Gonna cast my rod out on dating sites or something just because I wanna try out this Mexican restaurant but I don't wanna sit and order by myself

Guy drilling a glory hole in the submarine because he heard there's mermaids like a bazillion fathoms under the sea

Summer is the season of family barbecues which is wonderful for a guy like me who can't be arsed to cook all the time

Your boy ate three lobsters and a bunch of other bullshit is this what it's like to be boy pregnant

Boston needs to get more asian in not even joking

I've been watching these videos of dudes from the deep south cooking up local food and I find it somewhat endearing. There's a chance that these guys might be turbo racist but I want to believe deep in my heart of hearts that you can't be a bigot and cook food that looks this good

Ben and Jerrys should make a flavor called Fuck You, Tyler and its just a bucket of peanuts and have all stores stock just that flavor from now on

I dunno what to meal prep for the week MAN