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does anyone have orc kendrick and elf drake

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

have you ever sorted shapes and colors with your life on the line

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj