Calm Like a Bomb;

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

this is funny

his face in the last one 😭😭😭

I don’t care about your political beliefs, but just compare Obama’s sense of humor to Trump’s fat shaming and jokes about disabled people and goddamn I miss Obama.

Sigh…

outrageously good looking family

you know what’s really hot.. healthy communication and reassurance

if your friend gives you a small object and you forget to take it out of your jacket pocket it becomes a protective talisman. when you next wear that jacket and your hand closes around it inside the pocket you will Know

Good news, tungle.hellsite, the first positive update we’ve had in years lets you write text posts with MAXIMUM GAY! Absolutely RAGING homosexuality on main!

self care is getting so drunk that you forget you hate yourself

This means a lot to me

That Buzz Lightyear one killed me

These are the best.

These kind of people are my favorite bless them

Sense of humor is everything

I will always reblog this