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Have the Stronk Lady!Saitama and Petite Lady!Genos.
Why is Genos still small while Saitama is a stronk lady? Because @One-Succ-Man likes stronk ladies and me not so much, so we somehow wound up agreeing on a stronk Lady Saitama x petite/girly Lady Genos. This is the result.
MAGIC! STOLEN!! SORCERY!!!
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The summary someone gave in the comments is golden!
Wanna read 7 romantic shorts about your fav OPM and Haikyu!! Characters?
Below is a list of 15 prompts; writing and dialogue, happy and sad. They’re not specifically Valentine’s themed, but they are romantic. Send me a prompt and a pair (OPM or HQ) and I will choose seven to write for Valentine’s. For the week leading up to the holiday, I will post one short, no more then 2k words.
Note: I will write both sfw and nsfw, but you have to specify what you want.
1. “Stop stealing flowers from my garden to woo people who don’t even treat you right.”
2. They open the doors to hundreds of roses. They knew the were from him; he had found them.
3. They were hopelessly in love with him and may have gone a bit overboard.
4. “I never thought I’d end up here,” he said, running fingers through their hair.
5. Character has to decide if they do something their way or the way their significant other suggested they do it. They go with their own way and cause a disaster; “I need to erase all the evidence before they get home”
6. When people reach the age of 18, they stop aging until they meet their soulmate. He has been 18 for 20 yrs.
7. Some people are meant to fall in love with each other…but not meant to be together.
8. “I want to say I miss you, but it won’t change anything, so I’ll just keep pretending I don’t.”
9. “I have a thousand things to say to you, and a thousand reason not too.”
10. For years he has carefully planned out this day.
11. He knew he was home when their lips touched his.
12. With one look in their eyes, he told himself, “This is going to hurt when it’s over.”
13. “The problem is,” he said as he leaned in, “if I kissed you, I don’t think I’d be able to stop.”
14. “Dance with me and pretend the world doesn’t exist,” he pleaded. After that, there was no going back.
15. Their hands met reaching for the same book.

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3. Bathtub
Genos wakes startled to find he's not in water and takes a deep inhale of air.
His first breath in years.
It's awful.
Like knives stabbing his lungs And he gasps horsley. he's not in the sea anymore, He seems to be in a large barrel filled with seawater and some sort of waterproof salve has been placed on his wounds.
Genos looks around, it appears He's in some kind of room, Possibly A land dwelling, made from wood. He then spot the naked man from before lying in a hammock.
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To saitama's relief, the octmer was awake and moving around. He had been out while saitama tended his wounds, and stayed out. Saitama wasn't really sure he would wake.
It was odd watching the magic of the curse take effect and rebuild the younglings broken body.
and doesn't stop talking. (Tragic backstory)
Genos eventually finds his voice and the First thing he does is demand answers, “where am I? Tell me your name!”
‘Wow this guy is rude,’ saitama thinks.
He begrudgingly introduced himself. “it's saitama and this is my home.”
“make me your disciple!” The octomer suddenly shouts.
saitama reels back, “ehhhhh? Why should i?”
“my name is Genos. I am the 4th prince of Atlantis and I am on a quest for vengeance. I was merely 15 years only when the evil kraken attacked my island home, killing my people and my family. i fought it, but i was too weak and i received a fatal wound from the monster. As i bled out, sinking to the depths, the sea answered my call of rage and gave me the power to fight the kraken, but that power came at a price as I now bear the likeness of the very beast that destroyed my home.
“Ah, I see-” saitama begins but Genos talks over him.
“Ever since that day i have pursued the monster, following in its wake, but never catching it. Always one step behind. No telling how many more islands the monster has destroyed, How many lives have been ripped apart, or how many it has cursed with its presence as it has sawm the seas unchecked spreading its vile evil!”
“I can under-” saitama starts but is quickly interrupted.
That's why you must become my master! Train me to be as powerful as you, so i may become stronger to hunt down and defeat the evil kraken. I just know with power like yours i will surpass the power of the monster and put an end to its island killing days. Then i will be able to avenge my family, my people, my island, my-”
“Stop repeating yourself and shorten this damn story!” Saitama shots angeryly. He could tell by the boy's rude manners he had been alone for a long time.
“Fine I'll be your master, if that will shut you up.”
Saitama says reluctantly.
'Not like he'll stay long... he'll figure out I've got nothing to teach and move on.' Saitama thinks to himself.
2. Fight
Genos was losing. There's no better way to put it. He underestimated his opponent and The giant crab woman caught him off guard, now he was snared in her claws.
Electric attacks did nothing against her shell and she was content to tear him apart one tentacle at a time, laughing with each rip, “Ku, Ku, Ku!”
Blue blood drained like ribbons into the ocean as he hit the claw again and again trying to break free, thoughts frantic, ’I have had to fight! there's still so much to do! It can't end here!’
As genos struggled a blast of white came from the side and the monster's legs flew off. it's armored body had a webbed crack on the side and and he was dropped free of the beast.
Genos looks to see a naked man in a clam shell thong, idly treading water. Genos was captivated for a moment. The man's appearance was shocking yes, but that power was like nothing he had ever seen! He had to have it. It was the only way.
Genos is pulled from his daze when he feels the shift from floating to sinking. He panics as he tried to swim with one arm and several stubs for tentacles, but he couldn't gain traction as he sank further into the abyss off the shelf. genos screamed in his mind, ‘not like this! Not when I'm this close! I need power!’
All the struggling only muddied the waters with blood and ink. Genos extends out his hand and screams, releasing a muffled noise and bubbles, ‘NO! Not again!’
at the last second A hand grabs his and genos can barely grip it back as he feels his direction reverse in the currents.
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Saitama knew better. He knew from the moment he saw the boy's blackout eyes the kid was on his second life…. a cursed wanderer; A soul obsessed with whatever cursed them. They are nothing more than a spirit with a single minded desire and nothing will stop them from pursuing it.
The boy would bring nothing but trouble, but he was hurt and he didn't seem like a bad guy. The boy couldn't even speak underwater when he called out to saitama.
Saitama KNEW helping the boy was a bad omen, but the kid’s face was so...
young…. vulnerable….. desperate…..
he was in such bad shape the way he reached out, begging for help….. to be rescued.
Against better judgement Saitama carried the octomer back to his home to patch him up. he wouldn't really be trouble, not for saitama At least, ‘Not like he'd really stay anyway.’ Saitama thought harshly.
1. Sing
out in the blue the current was clam, leaving the water crystal clear. Saitama worked hard to gather building materials off the shelf, smashing boulders at exact lengths to fit his plans. It was that time of year when the moon was full and the seasons shifted. A great in between, or equinox, when all the mer of the shallow seas came together to build their nests and sing to attract a mate. each song is unique to every mermaid, just as is their scales and fins.
Saitama sings to the open water as he works letting his His song cary. The He sighs as he moves yet another large rock. it's time again to build another nest for Another equinox. He can't help but feel his mood drop when he knows no one will answer his song.
“a companion might not be so bad.” sai thinks to himself, as he carries materials back.
Another equinox would come and he still wouldn't have a mate. It's not like saitama was against having a family, but He knew no one would choose him, his song was ugly just like him. Other mermaids have bright ethereal voices that carry on the waves. Saitama's voice might as well be a whale, far too deep and hallow to be considered pretty by other mermaids to answer but he couldn't change what he was. Half land and half sea, the son of shipwrecked sailor and lovely mermaid. Despite their love being short lived, he was proof of their union.
Saitama sang as he worked his booming voice carry through the depths. Building a nest, no one would use. He tried not to think about it while he toiled away at another nest. Instinct was hard to fight under the waves and He couldn't stop himself from singing.
Even if a potential mate swam by all they would do is look at his bald head and know to turn away. Saitama didn't have big fins and shiny scales or long flowing hair like other mer. His scales were dull and fins short, And more importantly he had legs. All around a mess too awkward to love.
“Why fight it. No one’s coming anyway.” he says to himself darkly.
That's why he lives alone far Removed from the city reef, on the outskirts of mermaid island, So his ugliness couldn't bother others, But what saitama lacked in looks he made up for in strength. So he makes his nests, bigger and better than the rest. each equinox Outdoing his old designs And Challenging himself to make better nest with each passing season.
Off the shelf he see a spark and feels a rumble, Like a thunderstorm in the blue. Not afraid he swims toward it. That is one thing he could do, defend the reef. Though he may not be welcomed by his people he still won't let a monster attack them.
Hurdler was a Daimon who Eudial sent to help her extract a Pure Heart. She can wrap threads around her victims to trap them, and is a fast r
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A pair of well love athletic shoes grew old and worn, and were replace with a new pair, let to collect dust at the bottom of the closet.

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Osoji is a Daimon that was created by Kaolinite to extract Pure Hearts. She has the appearance of a vacuum, as she was created from a vacuum
Sexy vacuum
created from a vacuum that resembled an elephant…….found it in the junkyard……Her tail looks like a plug, and she can turn her arms into vacuums to create a suction to attack her enemies. She can also throw bags of dust at them.
Rangy was the final Daimon to appear in the anime, and she collected Pure Hearts from humans. She attacks by stretching her arms and emit a
Sexy microwave
attacks by stretching her arms and emit a heat beam from her chest.
After putting metal in the microwave one too many times, there was an explosion and it became a monster
U-Pasokon was the final Daimon sent by Mimete to extract Pure Heart. She was created from a computer. She attacked by shooting projectiles.
Sexy PC
Computer virus takes over PC making it a monster
U-Henshū was a Daimon sent by Mimete to steal Pure Heart. Biography She was created from the page of a comic book by Professor Tomoe, and a
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She was an editor for light romance novels.
It was a combination of reading page after page of bad smut, arguing with writters, long work days, late nights of overtime, too much coffee, no sleep and over due deadlines that she transformed into a sexy oni
how to draw arms ? ?
holy fuck
holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???
yes !!
but how much extend
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finally. i can be accurate
This is too fucking great to not reblog
I give it MASCLES
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Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:
The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!
So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:
And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:
It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting:
So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:
But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!
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The cutscene pt 2.1
Saitama grabbed the remote and quickly scrolled through title after title of porn, to his horror all the channels were pay per view. Some titles he recognized, most he didn't, but all with outlandish prices. His irritation grew, until finally he snapped, “Give me a break!” and tossed the remote on the bed in a huff.
Genos delicately picked the discarded controller up and surffed through the channel menu, “this one has a free preview.”
“Better than nothing,” Saitama said in his blasé way.
Turned out it was an old black and white Dracula movie, from back when the public believed monsters to be a myth. The budget was low, but high on the melodrama.
On the TV, a coffin opens to show a long fanged corpse, that raised like a stiff board, then the “count” made a sudden declaration to the viewer, “children of the night, Awaken. It is now the hour of the dead,” dramatic organ music played in the background.
“this is so corny, we could make popcorn,” Saitama comments. “really, who talks like that?”
The vampire then wrapped all but his eyes in his cloak and then dashed away. Next you see the long dead count, sneak out the crypt in the most obvious way possible and in the next frame turn into a bat on strings to fly away off camera.
”And why do do movies always show vampires living in the creepiest of place?”
genos can tell saitama is Making a show of being irritated, but is actually making light of the film. As an incubus, genos was good at reading moods and It is obvious that Saitama is the type of guy to make jokes in a tense situation and The more tense he is, the worse the joke.
Genos matched this playful tone out of reflex, “why? Do you not sleep in a coffin, lined with grave dirt in a crypt?”
Saitama gave him the side eye, already Suspicious of the change in tone. For genos this flirtatious social que was learned via survival. The more human he appeared, the more comfortable his prey became, but this seemed to have the opposite effect on vampires.
“no.” Saitama answered, “I live in an apartment and sleep in a bed, like a normal person. why? do you hang from the ceiling to sleep?” saitama smirked and raised an eyebrow toward Genos’s wing.
Genos calculated it would be best to tone down the charm, and just be direct, “my body does not require sleep. ”
“oh…. “ saitama dropped his smirk, “Well my body does.”
Saitama turned his attention back to the movie just in time to watch the Vampire get burned by sunlight. Saitama isn't phased by the low budget death, but it peaked genos's curiosity.
“I've always wondered are the vampire weaknesses really true?”
“Like with sunlight?” saitama turned to clarify, “It burns a bit, but not “turn to ash” kinda burn, more like a scalding burn.”
Genos wasn't expecting an answer, but if he could learn more about this marvelous being, he wouldn’t let the chance slip away, “What about Garlic? I've heard it can ward off vampires.”
“Smells strong, that's about it. Since i can't eat food anymore, i don't worry about buying it.”
“Can you…” genos took a moment to think, he wasn't sure how many questions he would be allowed to ask, “not see your reflection in Mirrors?”
“I wish…” Saitama grumbled, “no, i see myself in the mornings just fine.” he answered.
“Is it true a vampire must be invited in, before they can cross a threshold?”
“that's a thing? Well, i don't really do BnEs, so it hasn't been an issue.”
“Ah!”genos remarks noticing a shared thread, “I too don't enter human dwellings. Only weak and stupid monsters draw attention to themselves with a home invasion. I find it much easier to hunt for prey in public places.”
“Yeah it seems like the only way to meet people is at a club or a bar. I'd rather be home reading Than hang out in bars picking up chicks.”
Genos felt They had something in common, “i see. i too must seek out females to feed on to recharge my magic or risk being exposed as a monster.”
“Magic?” saitama questioned, “Like street magic with cards and disappearing coins?”
“No. I mean real magic.” From the 8 schools of magic; Abjuration, Evocation, Illusion, Transmutation, Enchantment, Necromancy, Conjunction, and Restoration.” genos gives a demonstration by holding up his hand and causing light to dance from his palm.
Saitama was captivated by the display, “Wow! That's so cool! How did you do that?”
“most of my abilities are based in the illusion school of magic; seduction, hypnosis, and charm.”
“Oooh. Can you do others? Other…. schools you said?”
“I can, but to a limited use. For example I used Restoration magic to clean the suits.”
That's super neat. You could save so much on detergent…..” saitama mutters to himself.
‘This is amazing!’ genos thought, ‘It’s like every vampire weakness doesn't apply to him. I am dealing with, truely, an apex predator!!!!’ genos's excited thoughts run away with him, his wings unfold as he full body turned to saitama with both knees on the bed, “Can you transform into a bat? Can you fly?” Eyes big like a kid on a field trip. “And what about Holy symbols like Crosses! crucifixes! and holy water!… what about going into a church?!”
“Whoa whoa, take it easy. One at a time,” Saitama chuckled, “20 words or less. I'm not really religious, so i haven't had those problems and I didn't get any of the cool stuff. I just got your run of the mill vampire powers.”
Genos pulled up his towel and folded his wings back into place before sitting on the bed, essentially curbing his enthusiasm. “What are your run-of-the-mill vampire powers?” he asked cooly.
“oh ya know,” Saitama looks up considering his thoughts, “your basic package;” saitama listed them out as he counted out on his fingers, “increased speed and strength, heightened senses, faster healing, better stamina….. Oh! And fangs.” he points the last one out.
Genos thought the list seemed short. “only a true master in the arcane arts would not bother to consider even basic abilities like mine, important enough to mention.”
“Dude I don't have anything like that. I can trance and erase memories a little, but nothing like, magical. it's More like just a suggestion.”
Genos was aghast, “how can you possibly hunt like that? I would never feed without seduction.”
“What kinda girls do you go for?” Saitama asked seemingly changing the topic.
“any that are alone and that I can easily isolate.” Genos answered quickly.
“i go for the ones I can make laugh. It's the only way a guy like me has a chance.” Saitama smiled, but seemed rather down on himself, “I'm the “lie and wait, funny pick up line” type of guy.”
“What do you do if no one approaches? Or if they don't laugh?”
Saitama rolled his shoulders in a Shrug, “i guess i don't eat, but it's fun to tell puns. I find it a challenge coming up with new ones.” Saitama changed the topic again, “What about you? What's your style? i bet you neg.”
“I don't need to.” Genos says a little smug, “I find that genuine kindness is enough to get what I want.”
It was about then the free preview ran out.
“i can pay for it,” genos offered.
“Don’t you dare!” Saitama chastised.
The channel was changed and there was another free preview, also an Old monster movie.
“What's with all the monster movies? Must be that time of year again.” Saitama stated mostly to himself.
After a moment of watching a mummy slow chase after the female lead saitama asked, “can I ask you a personal question?”
“i don’t see why not.” Genos replied with his full attention.
“Are incubus like succubus?”
“in what way?”
“succubus appear in dreams and seduce men through sex…. that results in death. Sooooooo, is it true?” saitama pauses waiting for genos to pick up the hint, which he did not, “the Death by sex part?”
Genos is cool as he answered, “it is possible. if i were to drain a woman of all their essence they would surely die, just as if a vampire where to drink all the blood.”
“And if i hadn’t interfeared, would you have drained that girl dry?” saitama’s tone was remarkably serious.
Genos sighed, “I have no interest in leaving a trail of bodies. It draws investigations and I wont do anything to compromise my way of life here in the human realm. I take extra precautions to keep a low profile. It’s why i have a job, an apartment, and bills. All of it is to keep up the appearance of normalcy and I keep a tight schedule, so no one can assume otherwise.”
Saitama seemed satisfied with the answer, and turned his attention back to the tv, but Something was bothering genos, “Now many I ask you a personal question?” genos brow were set in a hard scowl.
Saitama was nervous, but it was only fair. He got to ask a personal question. No reason to deny the same courtesy he was given, “shoot” he finally decided on.
”would you have taken her to this love hotel?” genos's eyes did not waiver, and stared into saitama’s soul.
“Hu?” saitama saif off guard.
“that girl. If she was here instead of me, would you have brought her here to this love hotel?”
Saitama blushed, “NO,NO, I'm not like that! i'm not into pushing down women i've tranced…..” he was holding up his arms in an x shape. Talking fast he added “And i don't usually grind on people like that either. i normal just duck into the shadows, but we were getting pretty heated” saitama gave a snaggle tooth grin and rubbed the back of head in a nervous way, “and i didn’t want someone catching us and break the mood…”
‘since i haven't eaten in a month!’ Saitama thinks to himself.
“would you have killed that girl if i hadn’t interrupted?” genos asked completely serious, “would you have drained her dry?”
Saitama stopped, all embarrassment gone, “no. i don't kill…” he dropped his hand and became very grey. “Something about your blood is just different.....” ashamed he adds, “i'm not like…that. that's not what I'm about. I only take what I need because I have to. I don't want to be this.” the mood dropped to the floor.
“sorry for tricking you….” He added
‘almost killing you’…. The dark thought corrected.
“I usually don't take that much or makeout with…. Or fondle-er groupe the women-erm people i bite…..sorry for all that.” saitama
Clutched his towel, all at once feeling naked and exposed. His skin goosebumped like a chilly wind blew past.
Genos softened understanding this was Not a willing vampire. Much in the same way devils like genos were summoned not of their will.
“I understand…” genos began, “i never let passion take control and I also won't needlessly force anyone into intercourse. A deep kiss is enough to sustain my magic, but with you it was… different. I didn't want it to stop. Even when i felt teeth in my flesh, i wanted more. If you hadn't have bit first i don't know if i could have stopped.”
Genos sounded very serious and a little frightened to saitama. It felt like The atmosphere was heavy but clear. They needed something to lighten the mood.
‘Perfect time for a joke’ saitama thought. “Why do vampires need cold medicine?” Saitama asked suddenly, “For their coffin!” and answered just as fast with a fanged half smile.
At first genos was confused, but saitama didn't stop “wow this movie Sphinx!” Referring to the black and white monster movie.
“Oi, Why do mummies have no friends?” this time saitama paused long enough for Genos to answer.
"Why,” genos stated, playing along with whatever this game was.
“because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!” saitama was Laughing loudly with fangs exposed.
‘He's being funny,’ genos realized and smiled at his laughter.
Someone dies on screen and genos decided it's his turn to play and made fun of the special effects, “That’s obviously a dummy and not a body.”
Saitama didn't miss a beat, “they call that blood? More like syrup.”
This was Fun and relaxing. It was like they had a theater all their own.
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