RevampedDuke

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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

I LOVE THIS.

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

FINISH HER

@revampedduke

Often I ask my dog if he’s “a good boy,” but i realize if he ever replied I would panic.

I wish we had the ability to dream together with other people. Like multi-player dreaming.