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and then our kids will he full of a secret fourth thing we don't even know about yet.

OKAY WHAT WERE THE OTHER FOUR CHOICES THOUGH-

He's lifesize

the way liberals like to act all pro-blm until protestors start blocking traffic and then they turn into conservatives

"police brutality is sooo bad omg it really sucks but do you guys have to stand around on the highway...? some people have to get to work"

the way y'all see black outrage as nothing more than an inconvenience is extremely telling

"i support protests just not in a way that disrupts my everyday life" then baby you don't support protesting... that's literally the point...

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

whatever it takes, man

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.