Sans Undertale shirt found at Blessings Abound in Overland Park, KS
I bought it and I've been tormenting @jack-fruit with it all week
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Sans Undertale shirt found at Blessings Abound in Overland Park, KS
I bought it and I've been tormenting @jack-fruit with it all week

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My dear Emily from Emily Wildeās Encyclopedia of Faeries- Currently my greatest hyperfixation
Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is
Werewolf boyfriend
100k 2026 believer
advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you
the pokemon move Swift is fascinating to me. a pokemon shoots stars at you and you "I bet a cat could do that." that's normal. that's Normal Type. you got Scratch, Tackle, Headbutt, and of course, shooting rays of heat-seeking stars at people.
I always thought the star animation was some sort of abstraction of whatever the move was supposed to be, but no in Japanese it's called Speed Star which also translates to Speedster so they translated it to Swift. It was always stars and that was always normal
it'sāyou're lying to me. youhavealotofpeople LYING. tometomyface. That'sāYou're trying to mentally cause me harm,
howlās moving castle book retelling by the muppets and the only one of the main characters played by an actual actor is calcifer, and itās just a guy dressed up as a flame sitting in the chimney the whole time
look what i cooked (literally)
sweet as a 1/4th cup of sugar Some extras below the cut!
tyranny drunk at the wake but thaisha asks her about wick and she gives the "im his right hand arm man. his silly rabbit" "is that what he calls you" "no" speech

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'A Centaur playing with his Son' by Otto Bache, (1839 - 1927).
āThe Centaur Playing With Her Childā by Otto Soltau (1885-1915)
thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
I'm putting together a team
āwell. plays the cards iām givenā has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation
jpgs that radically altered my worldview
oh my god Iāve had the evil version of this image for like 3 years I was wondering where the original was
One of my favorite parts about the writing of Howl's Moving Castle is how easy it is to write off all the things from our world at first as him just being a weird wizard⢠(also thanks to bestie @jutenium for spotting this I wouldn't put it like that without you!!/pos). Sure, Sophie uses weird descriptions, but readers have every reason to believe them because of the way Howl is presented as a character. When Sophie says he wrote with a quill that doesn't need an ink, you wouldn't think it was actually a ballpoint pen, you would think Howl had just enchanted his quill so that it wouldn't need ink! When she adds that she can't make out a single word, you think he has matchingly terrible handwriting, but in fact Sophie has simply never seen a pen writing. When she sees the mysterious labels on his books, you think he's keeping a lot of obscure magical literature, but it's really just an encyclopedia and a guide like "Top 10 Rugby Tips." When Sophie notices the bottles in Howl's bathtub, you think they're some kind of magical jars where he keeps girl's hearts, but I'm almost certain that they're just 'Dove' and 'Head and Shoulders' that he's enhanced with his spells and put silly labels on. When you read Calicifer singing a song in a language Sophie doesn't understand, you think it's some kind of ancient cipher or code, but it's actually just a rugby song in Welsh that Howl sings when he's drunk. And finally, when you see the terrifying black door, which is completely shrouded in darkness, you imagine a passage to an eerie, mythical place, similar to what Miyazaki showed us - but it's just fucking Wales.
The real actual little "silly little song about saucepans" Calcifer sings:
It is my understanding that it is sung at some Welsh rugby games
fake Goncharov fans donāt even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. š¤¦āāļø
The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!
It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

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My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and thatās become a daily habit that Iām carrying into this new year.
Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.
Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and Iād wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.
And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.
What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effortāno matter how smallāwas a kindness to myself.
Iāve been doing a lot of āa treat for future meā moments lately.
Thatās a great way to look at it, and I love this artist! (Anna-Laura: instagram / website)
the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/""""healthy"""" recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you're sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard
anyway put some frozen raspberries in a bowl and pour just a leetle bit of cold oat milk over it and the oat milk will semi-freeze into a kind of ice cream texture. and now you have fake raspberry ripple ice cream that's 90% raspberries by volume