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Eridian scientist: why did they send a baby to space?!

Rocky: Grace is not a baby. He’s a fully grown human and you all need to respect that-

At the same time another Eridian: the human is thirty!! Are you COMPLETELY sure he’s not a child? He’s barely coordinated!

Rocky: Grace is very sick!! Of course he’s not coordinated you fucking idiot-

ALSO at the same time: did you not think to teach him how to understand us properly?? Let alone communicate with us.

Rocky: he doesn’t have the vocal cords for most of our sounds!! And we were WORKING on him being able to understand proper speech but he’s delirious?! The fact he’s conscious is a miracle-

Grace who is visible stressed and half covering his ears but also trying to listen: what’s going on?? I can’t hear you guys it’s too loud- Rocky what’s going on?!

Rocky: apology apology other Eridians ask dumb dumb dumb questions, Rocky tell Grace later. Grace sleep now Rocky handle.

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

Mary ban Grace from livestream, DEMAND!!

based on this image lmfao

"Oh! There's a central social space like a living room, but because you don't care if what you lay on is soft or hard, it's simply carved into the floor." and Adrian would go "Yes, Grace. Good job, Grace."

He'd go around poking stuff with an improved xenonite suit, "I get it now, the home for an Eridian is less for physical comfort and more for mental comfort. You display trinkets because they make you happy, and spend a lot of time with hobbies and such to pass time." "Yes Grace, that is true."

He mentions human dining rooms and Rocky begs they just move on with the tour. This leads them into Rocky's personal workshop and suddenly Rocky thinks they should go back and talk about the dining rooms instead.

smart, selfless and thoughtful? i’m in -adrian probably

When you have nothing better to do on a space ship than listen to some gossip.

pt2

it’s “get a kiss from your teacher” day

rocky’s big brain plan to get more smooches backfired spectacularly

dont be too greedy guys

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

holy SHIT my previous post blew up

(lowkey screamed in surprise and joy when i saw the legend @justcakethanks themself liking my idea)

i love your ewc comics guys can i join

my contribution to the eridian welcoming committee