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“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

lgts stands for lesbian girl trying satanism

Thinking of you, Earth © NASA Artemis Ⅱ

monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck

hey tumblr user ravnervn, I now have additional questions, such as, bwah?

Of course I don't blame the snails for this, they are just doing their snail thing and it's not their fault we introduced them to a new place where there's lots of delicious native vegetation and building materials to devour. But if bones are not available they WILL eat your house.

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

I love taking care of garter snakes so much

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep