i understand your beautiful language

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

Lost and farting in the backrooms. No almond water for you boy

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

*makes you green for 1 frame without telling you*

yeah i got that bloons tower defense type pussy