dat egg

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

Some people need to learn to use the block button instead of constantly engaging with people

advice for both fighting games and social media

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

so you know how when ur emailing someone back and forth, every draft gmail saves then is visible to both people in that conversation? i emailed one of my professors and it took him like 4 drafts to figure out how to say 'no problem, thank you' and it calms me to no end seeing we all struggle with basic human interaction sometimes

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

Nicely done, sir.

how dare you make the funniest post about jaskier in the entire fandom

One's a cock and the other is a rooster.