oh god

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

They should invent a not being exhausted

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.