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y’alluigi

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

dogs are so good

Wtf this is adorable

The ending was the best

me, talking about some twins: and they were wombmates

oh my god they were wombmates

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud 

Texas finally came out of the closet. I’m so proud if her.

y’all means all :’)

the martian was such a good movie

i want a 7 ft tall shark plush

@tinygaysouffle

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage