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not she berry or he berry but no berry
and that is berry good

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coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me
an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body
pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee
This is important to me but I need people to understand lawlight not through romantic lenses but through a secret third thing. They're the toxic qpr ever. No kisses or sex but straightlaced intellectual duels for intimacy
New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is whereĀ Minneapolis

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so tragic when you're an enjoyer of characters who are toxic destructive messes and then the majority of the fics are like "what if they communicated healthily and were nice to each other :)"
like if i wanted to read about wholesome well-adjusted relationships i would NOT be looking for stories about these freaks in particular i promise you!!!
pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"
and it has the dragon from the welsh flag on it
šš° selfie
ābut he did [this horrific thing]ā i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real
saying āi want himā about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
i want this man in my inventory

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if i saw a ring of mushrooms in the forest i would step inside it actually
āyou shouldnāt do that youāll get trapped in the faerie realm!!!ā and? if you knew me youād worry for the fae
emperor kuzco was clearly gay
hes 19, with unlimited power, and he aināt got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when heās rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit
Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.
He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.
Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.
In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.
So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.
In response to the question āHow did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?ā there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writerās room, and didnāt review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.
Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. Itās so catchy though, Iām doubling up on calls to action but please listen now:
holy shit read the article. itās worth it and completely batshit
This is fucking insane
I've never adequately appreciated the batshit brilliance of this joke, I've taken it for granted
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as a kid i always thought gotham was in michigan because i thought it was a midwestern city like chicago, and there was always shit going down at the pier or in abandoned factories and if michigan has anything itās a lot of piers and abandoned factories. anyway turns out itās probably in jersey.
other good reasons for gotham to be in michigan:
one of the most heavily forested states in the country with 20 million acres of forests oh my god poison ivy would be so powerful the second she got outside city limits fuck
thereās 20 million acres of this and sheās got plant powers no wonder they want her on lockdown
there are more than 6,000 shipwrecks in the great lakes how many supervillain origin stories is that good for
thereās a whole class of freighter just for the great lakes
ā63 commercial ports handled 173 million tons of cargo in 2006ā³ aka holy shit that is a lot of opportunities for boatcrimes
mr freeze has a pretty tragic origin story but if you had to put up with michigan winters and then some motherfucker showed up freezing the town outside of freezing season you would have no mercy
MOTHERFUCKER I JUST PUT MY SNOWBLOWER IN STORAGE DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
imagine batman giving someone directions by pointing to his hand
āwe believe killer croc is somewhere around hereā he says pointing to the tip of his thumb
good fucking luck finding stats on abandoned buildings in michigan but holy shit are there a lot of them, no wonder theyāre always having fights in abandoned factories and empty warehouses
ākitty why are you including that map of the railroads like itās relevantā because when youāre trying to sleep and you hear a train in the distance itās fucking spooky okay
i have no evidence that traincrime is an issue for batman iām just saying the ambiance is there
michigan has plenty of abandoned theme parks for the joker to hijack
our most famous abandoned theme park is dinosaur themed so I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE HE GOT THE T-REX
we have a special kind of ice cream called superman ice cream and i think bruce would be really bitter about it and thatās hilarious
there are nine different species of bat in michigan and they have all lived in my kitchen at some point
michigan is full of mines both abandoned and active and bats love them
put an abandoned train station next to and abandoned mine and you have a totally plausible CRIMEZONE
and none of this is getting into the most compelling evidence
put a city in michigan and watch how fast no one gives a fuck
gotham, MI needs batman because who the fuck else is going to help
batman please save us from the cops and the state government
I always thought that Gotham was Chicago and Metropolis was New York City.
thatās what i thought but apparently metropolis is new york during the day and gotham is new york at night which means the dc universe has three new yorks which i think even new yorkers can agree is too many
here are some more michigan batman facts:
we already have evil clowns
when i was a kid i used to slide down the slopes made by snowplows on my stomach which i feel is relevant to the penguin
thereās always a ton of cars from the 30s driving around gotham which makes perfect sense if itās in michigan because thatās when we made cars and weāre not over it
rick snyder and his emergency managers are basically supervillains and i want batman to punch them
michigan is closer to kansas which means bruce can visit clarkās parents and then theyāre emailing clark about what a nice young man he is and thereās nothing clark can do about it
batman vs superman: the deep dish debate
āwho would name a city bludhavenā well weāve already got bad axe and colon and gaylord and climax and grim and hell and frankenlust and gore and thatās just the first half of the alphabet
if someone said that a city in michigan had been hijacked by an evil clown that was only stopped when a man in an animal costume kicked him in the face would you even blink
this is meadow brook hall in rochester mi
this is the charles t fisher house
hereās the james scott residence
welcome to michigan hope u like houses with turrets and fucked up clowns and evil men poisoning the water
I feel like Gotham could also be Cleveland/Northern Ohio, for all of the reasons listed, PLUS the time the Cuyahoga River *caught on fire* due to the pollution of it.
one of my strongly held beliefs is that self driving cars should not exist. i donāt care how good the technology gets, i will not trust it. if you want transportation that you donāt have to be in control of, you should be in support of better public transit. you want trains.

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love is in the air? WRONG! dragons
i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3