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@knowledge-based-wumpus-agent
guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year
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here’s the facts
donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant
he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”
the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option
they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb
donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets
trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings
when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord
when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:
“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”
23 months
it’s go time.
i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?
/water
oh…. why thank you!!
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur
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Happy pride
In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.
Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast
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Isis presumably with Serapis, 1stC BC-1stC AD, British Museum
I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry
My favorite category of government program to run across is "program you've never heard of doing extremely important work to solve a major problem which you have also never heard of." On that note, the US drops millions of pounds of sterile bugs over Panama each week in order to prevent a parasite infestation from moving into North America. Everyone say thank you to the Panama-United States Commission for the Eradication and Prevention of the Cattle Borer Worm (COPEG)
This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.
bird up
since this post went double platinum (no pun intended) and you all require more real bird chatot, have some more
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happy pride to my favorite gif in the world
Hello bisexual community
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