Never Lose Your Flames

This will never stop cracking me up

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

this envokes primal fear in me

I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!

Someone link this to her

I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them

I love seeing the revival of classic art

how do i uninstall anxiety

this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

I think about this video at least twice a week

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

@brainsforbabyjesus

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

Seriously these belong in a museum

dog in a bog

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG