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i wish i could find a compassionate way to say that adulthood isn't about putting away childish things or giving up the things that make you happy or magically being able to do all these things you need to without anxiety. it's about understanding that the choices you make are something that a future version of you will have to contend with, that even the smallest gains today will add up over time, that the crushing weight of a hundred tasks you don't want to do but have to do can be made that much less crushing by taking genuine joy in small things and that to acknowledge any of this will not mean an end to the life you want to live.

Encounter: giant low-poly crow; can be lured to particular locations using giant low-poly fries

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

If I have to read this so do all of you.

What the actual fuck

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#it’s been done

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

If people need to “cheat” the system just to have enough money to eat and keep a roof over their heads, they deserved the money anyways and the system is broke.

tumblr is arguing with the dictionary on twitter

staff stop making us look cringe like this

no this is good, now twitter won’t wanna come here

they spelled blorbo wrong

i think casting unknown people is the best possible decision casting directors can make at this point like stop using the same five people in every film

If youre drunk enough this image looks like squidward and plankton going to the crusty crab :)

Apollo strikes again

"schools should teach critical thinking!" - guy who was convinced Wayfair was listing trafficked children for sale on their website last year

Can the drowning man not advocate for swimming lessons?