Dreaming of the Chamber

it is an alien space bat. it is in charge of censorship. it loves paperwork soso much. it collects smut. it is a fan of the worst poet in the neath. no one can tell what it's saying half the time because it's constantly making up words. it goes into public spaces and rants at everyone about "modern literature". it personally killed oscar wilde. it loves the classics and shitty pulp lit equally. it hates its bat coworkers. sometimes it censors books just because it wants to have them. it writes under a pseudonym that it thinks is secret but literally everyone knows about it. it is canonically the most dateable master of the bazaar

Medieval bats! I love these guys. They're in the bird section, but clearly even the medieval monks are a little confused about this, writing the bat "uses its teeth, which you may not be accustomed to finding in other birds." Translation comes from Willene B Clark, and you can find the bestiary these are featured in here.

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They all forget. They don't see the people that I do. I would ignore them too if they didn't follow me. The people want to be heard. They are scared of being forgotten. They tell me their stories in my dreams. I go there often. The library of stories in my dreams. It's easier to read them if I show you pictures. It's hard to remember once I wake up, but this helps me remember. I promise I will tell you more stories. So many stories. I don't know which are true. I will tell you more stories when I remember them.

Panorama taken while rolling down a hill x

SHNEE

The fact that they want to bring it back with “guardrails” is ridiculous. Screenshots like these are not the work of some malign actors, they’re instant proof that your idea is terrible on its face

Obviously we can't allow most of that but it always kills me 😭 their age is the standard and anyone younger than them is Actually a baby

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Típico de belgas malinois

They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate

Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices