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@soggydotcat

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the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
Tar Cat β^. .^β (1/?)
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have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out
in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD
instead ask:
is it SINCERE
was it CATHARTIC
was it FUN TO MAKE
is it MADE BY ME
and don't forget to stay silly
mr pages is truly one of the characters ever
it is an alien space bat. it is in charge of censorship. it loves paperwork soso much. it collects smut. it is a fan of the worst poet in the neath. no one can tell what it's saying half the time because it's constantly making up words. it goes into public spaces and rants at everyone about "modern literature". it personally killed oscar wilde. it loves the classics and shitty pulp lit equally. it hates its bat coworkers. sometimes it censors books just because it wants to have them. it writes under a pseudonym that it thinks is secret but literally everyone knows about it. it is canonically the most dateable master of the bazaar
Medieval bats! I love these guys. They're in the bird section, but clearly even the medieval monks are a little confused about this, writing the bat "uses its teeth, which you may not be accustomed to finding in other birds." Translation comes from Willene B Clark, and you can find the bestiary these are featured in here.
@joy-and-whimsy-official
@batseveryday
@batseveryday in case the first one didn't work
Today's bat is: Some sort of bird?
"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.
If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

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i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him
Fallen London is a Gothic horror/comedy/romance wherein you are a deathless denizen of Victorian London, which has been sent to the lightless underworld. Right now, everyone is disappointed that the apocalypse didn't happen, so they're reliving the five times it did. One of the following does not happen in-game:
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Alien space bats put chemicals in the water to turn the people gay
Sigmund Freud claims that chessboards featured in your sexual development
You threaten to kill every member of an oppressed minority to do better at cards
Eating a snowman costs about as much as becoming immortal
It is possible to make a hat out of the eggs laid by the local supermarket
With your assistance, the Prince of Wales realises he's gay
Satan has established trade relations with the Queen of England
Gilgamesh and Enkidu are exes due to the latter being an island
The censorship agency keeps having to erase the graffiti that sets you on fire
You set out to steal a really big diamond but end up adopting a bug instead
Government asks you to stop killing yourself, you refuse
I know this setting already
Another untruth.
Your unionised workforce goes on strike because the stove ran away
If you stir your coffee wrong, it will say something illegal and explode
Mass murder is the most effective way to buy a beloved puppy worm
Cats and snakes are fighting a generational war with no lasting effects
The liquid sorrow of a postal worker is excellent for weddings
The months of the year are highly seditious
Your preferred color of chess-piece has major political implications
Stealing illegal books is extremely profitable, so everyone's sick of it
Failing to prove that there is no elephant requires a precise number of rats
The Sun loves you, but it's kind of embarrassing, so it's kill on sight
The economy is dependent upon palaeontological fraud and fake rat money
I know this setting already
Hey, so just a heads up everybody, if you see someone wearing a Dabi shirt in public that probably ISN'T an invitation to start going on about how much you liked the Tube scene and how much he deserved the ending he got? Just. Put the Takes down for a minute. Please π
Tag game!
basically put your most ridiculous fear
mine is losing everything i have on my laptop
yes i know
@aedynlikesgreen @itzursafespace @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @cjean14 @texaschef-offical @localinternetidiot + open tags
Mine is that the Empty Child from that one episode of Doctor Who would come and touch me while I'm trying to sleep
@kooriphantom @neverending-symphonia @valkyriefastwing @true-deru @harmonicseptet
Uhhhh ridiculous fear? Damnβ¦ uhhhβ¦ I donβt think mine are very ridiculous but maybe being made fun of for crying?
idk my brain is a bit dead rn lol
@starblazerrules @hazyanimal9685
Babies. I can't stand the baby age.
@red-dragon-archiefiend @soggydotcat
I'm legitimately papyrophobic! Like, printer paper or book paper doesn't creep me out but like, tissue paper or napkins. Especially wet πππ *shudder*
No pressure tags:
@sanctuaryforalluniverses @shinekittenace
@rockium-z @starrytoya @touyaforever
"collect my pages" instructions unclear, I now have a censorship bat in my house

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They all forget. They don't see the people that I do. I would ignore them too if they didn't follow me. The people want to be heard. They are scared of being forgotten. They tell me their stories in my dreams. I go there often. The library of stories in my dreams. It's easier to read them if I show you pictures. It's hard to remember once I wake up, but this helps me remember. I promise I will tell you more stories. So many stories. I don't know which are true. I will tell you more stories when I remember them.
Panorama taken while rolling down a hill x
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