fake and/or gay

redog if arf auuuwuff. wuff ruff auauau

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

lets all click on the source of the gif

clever girl! so proud of her

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

we need to end the war on babyfurs. theyre supposed to be playing toys and swapping diaper reccommends, not fighting the oppressive hand of imperial puritainism. I just saw a baby dragon hatch its feet out of its egg first, to run around comedically and such, but they stopped it and made it hatch its arms to hold a gun and sent it to the trenches. This is so fucked. Turn your local conservative lawmaker inside out NOW so the goo goo babies dont have to

I joke around but I'm deadly serious, if you won't fight to let the babyfurs get up to their freak little antics you aren't committed enough to a free world and I am not remotely kidding. It's not the end-all be-all but it's a fantastic litmus test of your capacity to show up for things you don't actually necessarily want in your own life. Get serious about freedom of expression

I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for "Edgelord" but theirs translates to "8th grader"

it's not even '8th grader' it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. i diagnose you with edgelord

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing