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Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) Dirty Birds (S05E04)

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Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"
"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."
"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."
"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."
"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."
"Your absence can teach what your presence couldn't. Let the void speak your worth."
βWhen I met you, flowers started growing in the darkest parts of my mind.β
β Unkown
I find it incredibly funny from a meta/author perspective, that Ancient Greece decided to name their protagonist that angers many people βAnger Bringerβ but, even funnier, is the in universe understating that anyone who meets Odysseus must have had the thought βoh dear, how unfortunate to be named hateful/hatedβ and then they have exactly One conversation with him and go βAh I see nowβ
For reference, Odysseusβ name sounds very much like the Greek word odussomai, which can roughly mean βI am angry atβ or βI am the cause of angerβ (or simply βto hateβ or βto dismissβ), a fact that is used for ironic effect frequently in the Odyssey.
Itβs also specifically stated in Book 19 that Odysseusβ grandfather, a master thief and one who has also pissed off a lot of people, specifically named him this because βI am disliked by many, all across the world, and I dislike them back. So name the child Odysseus.β 19.428
Bro looked at his grandson and thought βAhaha, this oneβs going to be a troublemaker like me. Better get him started early.β
Itβs like a terrible allegory for cause and effect or something.
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btw βactual feminismβ is trans inclusive and op of this tweet agrees :)
becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!
criminal profiling is just astrology for cops
taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesnβt work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless
damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk
i call this one βnobody likes you when youre 23β
uploaded this at 1 am thinking βoh no one is going to see this, whatever :)β but reading your thoughts, your heartbreak and ultimately your hope made me feel like the world is one yknow what? We got this

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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"
Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.

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This is revolutionary
β Franz Kafka // Richard Siken