please explain what you mean by cheese crotch

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

sry for having a certain allure which only the enlightened can see

Do you think jesus ever got hard while those big buff roman soldiers were jostling him around and restraining him and putting a crown of thorns on his head. Sorry who said that

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

i know that children crave steel and iron

buy the grocery store battle pass it lets you get exclusive breads and cheeses and you can cut in line whenever you want

an icon. a legend. a lifestyle.

she’s the prowler