always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

if this site dies for reals like gets nuked dies i will be posting fake screenshots of tumblr posts i would've made on other social media sites. and if those fall i'll print them off and start handing them to people in the street. you're not getting away from me that easily.

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

“so you only like men who would probably kill you?” no i also like women who would probably kill me too. On account of my bisexual nature

i think i just want to be killed to be honest

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"