A Knight To Be

don’t let your knight look at themselves in the mirror, they may attack it thinking it’s another knight.

pulled a mysterious glowing sword out of a rock in the woods and my knight said “this is clearly meant for someone important” and then took it. i am carrying his old sword now (it is very heavy)

need him to kneel before me and kiss my hand like he's starving for even a taste of me ... but in a dignified and royal way of course

tried to sit at the round table and got yelled at for not being a knight then why does this table have bowls of yummy and delicious stew that is going uneaten. explain that

court jester just risked his life to make a joke that got like two polite chuckles honestly i have to respect the grind

my knight told me to “pack light” for this journey so i brought only the essentials (his armor, his weapons, his backup weapons, his ceremonial weapons, his emergency ceremonial weapons, three weeks of rations, and a small personal item for myself (special rock))

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

stood in the courtyard holding a shield while my knight tested how hard he could hit it. learning experience for both of us

need to wrestle other knights to the ground when we spar. i need to see them sweaty and ragged under their armour and to look deep in their eyes

my knight told me to carry on his legacy if anything happens to him brother i can barely carry your spare gauntlets

the king made a joke and everyone laughed except me because i did not hear it and now i look like i hate the king