for victory, for the heart!

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

i feel like i should clarify that this is from a website where people rate perfumes.

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

brave and loyal knight want a treat

brave and loyal knight want a fucking break from it all

Whoever invented getting out of bed can go to hell

he's all in

he’s all in

he's all in