^w^

He's a scarlet ibis! THATS HIS JOB!!

support group for butches who don't do anything

just laying in bed. masculinely

people really try to fight me with swords as if i'm not just gonna split into two smaller versions of myself

Slashes your two smaller versions

YOU FOOL, NOW THERE ARE 4 EVEN SMALLER VERSIONS!

FUCK FUCK FUCK SLASHES THEM

im like if a boy was forced to do tasks

“autism wouldn’t have been difficult before capitalism” “nothing that caused me burnout existed before industrialization” well what if your boots feel weird against your skin. and your cape is itchy and too heavy. and your brooch keeps making an annoying sound everytime you move and this party is too loud and you’re hungry and there’s pigeon stew but you can’t stand the texture of pigeon so you ate some olives and now your hands feel oily and gross and you drank a little bit too much wine (bc there’s no clear water. also it was too bitter) so now your head hurts and you feel a little hot but not hot enough to take your cape off and you promised this time we leave when I asked, Aurelius! you promised! and don’t forget we still have a three hour ride back home you promised it’s not going to be like last time! or something of the sort.

Oh look someone said it way more pithily than me.