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You’re lying on the sofa under a blanket, lights dimmed, watching your favourite TV show. Your cat is laid across you, sleeping but purring quietly. All is calm. All is good.

IT CONTINUES TO BE TIME FOR MOSS

WAIT

me and my dog staring through the back window at a squirrel eating a donut

Daydreaming about alternative lives to escape my own has become a coping mechanism which I have internalised so much that it happens unconsciously throughout the day. I’ll be always daydreaming in the back of my head no matter what I do

THEY ARE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM ALL

White girls who call themselves witches for like…having a rock

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

I wish there was a movie with Mads Mikkelsen, Domhnall Gleeson and Benedict Cumberbatch. Like imagine people talking about the movie like “Hey have you seen this new movie with Downhill Gleeson, Bodysnatch Cumbersnitch and Mad Midel… Met Nibble… With that Scandinavian guy”