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am1na1992

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

note-a-bear

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

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ahyperactivehero

sometimes there are lines in the dungeon crawler carl book series that hit me like, “how can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?” from a person who’s been transformed both physically and mentally by the dungeon or “sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it,” from a character who recognizes he was a shitty father to his fucking kid who died and it lands like a sucker punch

and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol

introvertathome

It's like monkeys on a typewriter

Sometimes you get lines akin to Shakespeare, sometimes you get hit by an AI telling Carl to pay the Daddy Tax

riversofivy

Dungeon crawler carl is a heartbreaking horror story wrapped in a fart joke

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mckitterick

ever since the early 2000s when a couple brain-dead frat boys on campus said "Cute skirt" at me and giggled, I've worn kilts pretty much every day

because to hell with the delicate gender-enforcing losers who don't understand the origins of kilts, to hell with people sticking their noses into other people's choices, and to hell with the whole notion of gendered clothing

pmamtraveller

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

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by Alexander Pashenichev

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anonima-espejo

De nadie seré, solo de ti, hasta que mis huesos se vuelvan ceniza y mi corazón deje de latir

the-big-mood

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

snapdragonnz

i just found out about this bird (scale-crested pygmy tyrant) trying to find the most biodiverse countries and i feel tears welling up in my eyes because its so cute

why does it look like that i love him so much he's a little fella

the-haiku-bot

why does it look like

that i love him so much he’s

a little fella

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tomoleary

Leo Summers (1925-1985) “The Other Side” Fantastic Stories of Imagination digest cover (February 1961) Source

Leo Summers (1925-1985) "Goodbye Atlantis" Fantastic science fiction cover (August 1961) Source

redstonedust

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

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senatortedcruz

Wonderful photo

not100bees

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

senatortedcruz

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

currentlyinflames

Kaz: *swearing*

Matthias: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth??

Wylan: *starts playing dramatic flute music*

Kaz *spawning a skull in his hand to monologue to*: My mother is Ketterdam and my father is profit-

riverwindphotography

Happy faces :)

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