god's gayest soldier

feeling like an academic flop will have you randomly thinking shit like You’ve Betrayed And Destroyed Yourself For Nothing and it’s like Ok girl tone it down it’s not that serious

2026 will be the year of Reading The Whole Article Before You Talk About It Or Spread It Around Online. all of the kids will be doing it and it will be so hip and popular. feel free to get started sooner if you'd like.

to bite. Fondly.

love is stored in the throat offered willingly AND in the teeth sinking in. Or something

F1 is the sport where 20 men express their creativity by decorating their helmets, and if they come first one day they get to sit on pole the next day and they spend an hour and a half playing chase while kissing the walls and complaining about bottoming and at the end of it all the three that come fastest get to spray each other in the face with sticky white liquid but don't you DARE call it camp... They hate it if you call it camp.