yacht club daddy

i love a fog. i love a woods.

I love to munch a fresh baked goods

i need to say something that maybe not everyone here will understand but: 9pm is the shortest hour

Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts

Too Restricting. I Would Like To Shapeshift.

Dysphoria plus my inner Cryptid Demon co-wrote this post

ppl who arent bisexual are like “oh this is what i think it means to be bi actually” and u sound dumb as hell, bisexuality is when ur brain is small but ur meat is huge. next question.

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

BEANS

Me after one alcohol

EAT YOUR HEART OUT TONYA HARDING

damn this animal smells like kush!!!

hey does anyone have any tomato juice

Did you get sprayed by a skunk?

I dont know what a "skunk" is but this gay rat made me smell like shit

Stop ironically stanning Dolly Parton and start acknowledging her for the genius that she is

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops