yeah so um

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

They are both right

Birds when evolving in to a niche are like, evolves their beak in to some weird shape

If a bird hung around my house long enough I am certain its beak would become an exact copy of my front door key

The fact there’s no music playing sells the scene honestly

why is that just funnier the longer I think about it

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

usually popular posts are so bad they kill everyone involved, but this one is so good it granted them all eternal life