Well, looking is free, I guess.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

uncalled for

whos the lil freak

Who gave her adderall?

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born