The Man Outside the Box

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

How can I reblog this a million times?  The 1% are master manipulators.

The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

dw nick, next time i’ll find you 4! 

what would we do without our allies

Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.

you. I don’t like you.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Reblogging because I care about you guys

Important

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. 

Everyone should reblog this!

Very useful.

later nerds

Now how to explain this to the insurance company

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

DESTORY THEM THOMAS FREAKING GO YOU FANTASTIC GAY

not even risking that shit