I mean, they’re not wrong.
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I mean, they’re not wrong.

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fun fact the writer hates the flintstones, and dc was like “that’s not a dealbreaker”
what if flinston get ipad
Most people are gonna sleep on it but The Flintstones is actually one of the best comics out there right now.
Also, anyone bemoaning the hipsters should keep in mind that back in the day The Flintstones was super modern. It’s even in the theme song lyrics.
damn that last one….;-;
Yo, seriously, you should be reading this comic.
Couldn’t reblog this without posting this part from the latest issue:
This comic is probably the best comic I’ve read in a while, please read The Flintstones, please.
They named them Adam and Steve, what icons
Adam and Steve were in the theme song, too.
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let them in
I see no difference.

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Every one of you is a potential juror. So let me just say
1) cops lie. All the time. They lie to defendants, they lie to jurors. They get training on how to testify. And they get training on how to cover for their partners. And they get training on how to trick you to confess or incriminate yourself. All with a smile on their face. Cops lie. They are liars
2) every person is presumed innocent. That means of a person is accused and never takes the stand to explain why they are there, still innocent. It’s the governments job to prove guilt. If they do a shit job or their cops are corrupt or the case is weak or the evidence is trash, you MUST acquit. Not a suggestion. It’s a requirement. Even if your “gut” says the defendant did something. Fuck your gut. The question is did the government do their job beyond a reasonable doubt to show if this person is guilty? That’s the only question
3) Cops lie. They are liars. And prosecutors are cops with law degrees. They work together to get convictions. That’s their job. Defense attorneys advocate, prosecutors prosecute. It’s in the name.
4) if you get arrested, do not speak to the cops. Say you want an attorney. What did i just say? Cops lie! They will tell you if you’re just honest you’ll go home….it’s a lie. Even if you’re trying to say you’re innocent, shut your sweet mouth. They might be talking to you about one incident while also thinking of other crimes to charge you with. So they could be like “you did it, you were on Flatbush ave at 8pm and you robbed that lady” and you could say “no I was on Ditmas at 7:30 I didn’t touch her” and then they arrest you for a crime that happened on Ditmas because you fit the description and just admitted you were in the area. Don’t talk to cops.
Lawyer tells you why you should NEVER talk to police. Ever. Cop speaking after him says he’s kind of completely right, actually.
My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix
The first time he showed me this I assumed he was pranking me
@astercrash help I’m drowning
Gillian Anderson’s lookbook for Winser London
DEAR GOD
You had me at “Gillian Anderson Coming”
As a feminist, seeing Cate Blanchett in this sort of outfit in her late 40s brings me joy, because most movies would take her age as automatically excluding her from anything even slightly sexy.
As a gay, seeing Cate Blanchett in this outfit renders me incapable of thought and speech.
Hela Gay
This movie already is the most hilarious animated crossover ever made in history omg
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Sounds perfectly understandable to me.
She gie’d her mammy a cake, she turnt intae a big bear, and her old yin tried tae dae her in. If that’s no pure mess, I don’t know wut is. Simples.
I’ll be honest, I got the first part of that, and the last part. But there is an entire sentence in the middle, that evidently is about her father trying to kill her mother, that sounds completely unintelligible to me. I assumed it was another language - potentially Gaelic but honestly, I’ve never heard that spoken before so I was taking a guess there.
I watched Brave and had absolutely no trouble understanding the entire movie so they’re definitely increasing the accent here for comedic value. But also it’s not just an accent - that second part of the first sentence isn’t understandable even transcribed.
I’m a weird one though - I grew up in an asian country (not white), and somehow despite multi-lingual parents and siblings (as is expected in that asian country), my only and mother tongue is English.
It’s no Gaelic, it is however Scots :)
“Big Yin” is a common Glasgow term, and this is important, cause Billy Connolly who voiced her Da, is from Glasgow. It’s also the name was known by during his rise to fame, and is still affectionately known as “The Big Yin”.
It basically means “the big man” (note: a person does not need to be tall or large in stature to be called the big man, sometimes it can mean something else like “boss” or “strong personality”). So yea. Was a nice wee addition to her dialogue, though they’ve made her more Weegie for sure.
Are you saying “The Big Yin” could also translate into “Big Dick Energy”???
Abso-fucking-lutely.
It’s funny that what to me is Elsa’s blissed out face. She looks high as fuck. Good for her!
She really did let it go.

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Korrasami sketch drop 💫
seeing the word q*eer in corporate advertising makes me want to fucking detonate
level 2 pinkwashing is just straight up using slurs in your advertising
Yup. I sure do hate it when companies use slurs like g*y.
y’all liked the last time i experimented with vibrant colors and rosemary, so really you brought this eyestrain on yourselves lmao
💊 pharmercy smooches + bonus 💊
Realized I didn’t add a translation, sorrie:
Mercy: Fareeha! Pharah: Dr. Ziegler~~ (imagine her wiggling her brows lol)
Mercy: Heyyy, I’m working right now!! >:( Pharah: Oh, oop~
Genji: The doctor is late, huh…
Interesting that I’m crying
Her shoe just right for her got dan feet
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whatcha thinkin about jade?
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lovely hair, lalonde