I am very tired and have many craft projects to do

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

mike’s hard past couple of months

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)