uncanny

Fandoms I will write for:

Smiling friends

YOLO Crystal Fantasy/Silver Destiny

Team Fortress 2

Gravity Falls

Read Dead Redemption 2 (will only write for micah if someone's beating the shit out of him)

Spider-Man ITSV/ATSP

Some Marvel Francises (Deadpool, Venom, etc)

Elder Scrolls 3-5 (still playing through morrowind)

I have no mouth and I must scream (IHNMAIMS)

Will add more once I remember to :p

Request Rules:

No asking me for money??? I got a request asking for $300+ and like... I write fan fiction on Tumblr. What makes you think I have money.

SFW and NSFW are allowed!

I will happily write platonic stuff I go crazy over that

Headcanons and one shots allowed (need a topic/scenario to go off of)

I can write for readers who have certain conditions like autism or schizophrenia but I'm sorry if I get any details about it wrong, all I ask is that you specify what you personally experience with the condition you would like me to mention. I'll be more accurate if it's something I actually have.

I can write for cis, trans, non-binary, and intersex readers!

I can also write for any flavor of sexuality!

For NSFW, I won't touch topics about fetishes. I don't want to kink shame but I am shaming this time. BDSM, public, etc don't count, I'm talking stuff like scat.

I can touch on sensitive topics like self harm, eating disorders, addictions, etc, but only if it's about someone trying to RECOVER from them. I do not support someone hurting themselves in any way.

For the love of GOD no illegal requests. I will not write about someone under 18 or an animal if it includes dating and/or NSFW. I would rather shit in my hands and clap than write something that degenerate.

No yandere/dere stuff. I'm sorry but it is so corny to me.

General

When Pim first saw you walk through the doors of the office, he was excited to meet you! He's always glad to see new faces anyway, but he didn't expect you to be so chipper. Not that he's upset about it, quite the opposite in fact.

You two instantly bonded over your optimism and energy. Despite most everyone being taller than him, Pim was still infatuated with your height, often asking you to reach things on tall surfaces when he could just grab a step stool (or ask someone else.)

He really appreciates you going on jobs with him. Sometimes when a mission has gone on for too long with too many failures, he can get pretty depressed over it. You helping him or even just reassuring him it'll all work out really puts a smile on his face.

Honestly he just finds you to be super sweet, so it wasn't much of a shocker when you two started dating.

Dating

Dates at carnivals/Daveland! Pim really wants to go to the larger parks like DisneyWorld or Universal Studios, but he's never had the chance, so he would love to go with you on any special anniversaries you have.

He would also love to go on hikes, but he cannot walk for 10 minutes without getting severely winded. He would go camping but he's a little afraid of the woods after the whole 'Forest Demon' thing. He'd be a little less afraid with you though.

He gets ridiculously domestic if you move in with him. he is a total malewife. He gladly does chores with you, he does cheesy stuff like hug you from behind when you're doing the dishes (he can only reach around your knees but it still counts).

During lazier days when neither of you have work, Pim is a complete cuddle bug. He follows you around like a puppy, lays on you whenever he gets the chance, etc. In bed he'll lay down next to you, head buried in your neck, and every once in a while he'll give you a surprise peck on the chin.

Allan

He slowly warms up to the idea of cuddles overtime, starting off with handholding or putting his long-ass arm over your shoulders while watching a movie.

Once he's fully comfortable with you, it's like he's stuck to you like a bug on a gluetrap.

Ever see some clipart of a monkey on a tree with its arms and legs wrapped around it? Yeah he looks like that except longer and redder.

Complains about getting up in the morning when you're in bed with him. If you leave the room to get ready and check up on Allan a few minutes after, he's hugging the pillow your head was on, nose nuzzled into the soft fabric.

He does the same thing with you, too. If you're on the couch or the bed, expect Allan to have his head under your chin, face resting on your collarbone. His long limbs are usually tangled up in yours, though he always has a hand on your waist.

Normally he's so tense throughout the day, you can physically feel his body relax and decompress when he falls into you.

Allan kinda looks like a lizard so I imagine he secretly loves your warmth when you cuddle with him.

Charlie

He's a proud lapdog. Even if you weren't dating, he would still be a little clingy towards you.

Sits in the weirdest positions with you. If you lay down on the couch, one arm against the armrest, Charlie would sit right between your legs, laying his head down on your chest. If you're on the bed, he lays right next to you, on his stomach, an arm thrown over your torso.

He loves to cuddle without a shirt on. Not for any sexual reasons, he just gets hot very quickly when he's touching you. He normally doesn't wear anything but boxers and socks when he's at his apartment anyway, so you got used to it.

Grabs onto whatever he can. Your hips, shoulders, any chub you have, etc. (Side note he LOVESS ur chub. fucking salivates when he sees you in a crop top and shorts.)

If you go away on a long trip, he will use your shirt as a pillowcase. Denies it when you question him on your missing shirt.

General

From the moment you stepped into the office, Charlie could tell he was gonna have an issue with you.

The way you walked, held yourself up on this nonexistent pedestal, thinking you were SO above him, just looking at your stupid face made his blood boil.

It's not like he just instantly hated you from the start. He tried to be nice to you, but it seemed like you just couldn't return the favor. Why the hell were you hired again??

You listen to music on your headphones too loud, when you chew gum you always pop it obnoxiously loud. Charlie knows you do it to get on his nerves, he can see you look over at him with that shit eating grin on your stupid hot lips!

And to him, you revel in it. You take pride in pissing him off. There have been times where you two got into verbal fights around the office. Pim awkwardly looks away from the scene, Allan steps out of the office, annoyed, and Glep watches the free entertainment from his bean bag.

It starts by either of you doing some stupid shit just to pick a fight. Charlie pops his back, he eats his lunch a little too loudly, you exist, then you get pissed at each other and start hurling insults like grenades.

There has never been a fight where Charlie hasn't wanted to shut you up by making out with you against the counter.

NSFW

It's an intrusive thought, nothing but an ear worm, he tells himself. But if he can't help but to fuck his own hand every night to the thought of you, what is it really?

Somehow, some way, you two actually started to form a relationship. Purely sexual, but a relationship nonetheless. It started by you two picking a fight in the office bathrooms, and it ended with you two locking lips in a stall, borderline dry-humping each other like you were in heat.

Since then, it's only gotten worse.

On days where no one else was in the office but you and Charlie, you would make out in the broom closet, muttering insults at each other as you took breaths of air. Sometimes you even share your gum with him when you kiss.

One night, you had been sent on a mission to retrieve office supplies with Charlie (Mr.Boss saw it as some bonding experience), but you just spent the whole day at his place instead.

You still can't burn the memory of Charlie looking down at you with that stupid cocky smile, grabbing a fistful of hair and thrusting himself into you as you gag on his dick. You aren't sure you want to forget it.

Charlie tends to take the more active roll in intercourse, using your body as he pleases. Obviously he stops whenever you look uncomfortable, but most of the time you enthusiastically agree.

Mutual masturbation 100%. He really gets off on the idea of it, especially when you sit close to him, stomach pressed against his, hand wrapped around both of your cocks. He thought he was going to pass out when he saw a mix of his and your cum on your heaving chest, your face red.

General (moreso backstory but whatev)

Allan was always a bit nervous to start dating. He isn't too good at opening himself up to others, he knows he can be a bit stand-off-ish, so he never really considered himself one that someone would actually want to date. Thats why he stuck with one night stands.

This was all until he met you.

He's all to familiar with the feeling of falling for someone; that weird, warm, bubbly feeling in his chest/stomach, his slender hands feel all sweaty and awkward, he knows the feeling and he resents it. But with you, he couldn't help but swoon.

Regardless of how you met, be it a cafe or a coffee place, he had always felt comfortable around you. He held himself back from getting too comfortable, but you made it hard to do that with how you treated him.

You were kind, attentive, every time he met you he felt a connection. You even shared his love for cooking! Eventually he started going out of his way to see you before and after work, slowly growing more attached to you.

You would be the one to ask him out first, shattering his preconceived notion that he wasn't wanted. He said yes before his insecurities could answer for him.

Dating

He was a little nervous at first, he isn't that good at dating, but it quickly went away. Your reassurance had soothed a lot of his nerves when getting into a relationship, and he couldn't have been more grateful for you.

Allan is much more talkative when he's around you, honest to God he cannot control it. He just loves rambling his heart out about whatever topic is bugging him at the moment, and he breaks out of his rant-trance for just a moment and looks over at you, staring up at him, chin resting on your hands with the cutest smile on your face as you listen to him. It's like he's fallen in love with you all over again.

When he first tried your cooking, he thought he accidentally took a bite out of heaven itself. He has tried to replicate your recipes, but it never tastes as good to him as when you make it.

Cuddles. PleasepleasePLEASE hold him. He doesn't care if it's a little hand holding or you with your arms and legs wrapped around him like a monkey on a tree, he eats it up every time. Especially cuddling under the covers when you two are sleeping, it makes him feel like he's doing something right in the relationship.

He thinks that if you two don't do the cheesy shit couples do when they're together that he's a bad partner and doesn't deserve you. You make him feel wanted <3

He was a bit embarrassed to bring the food you made him to work at first. He doesn't want his coworkers to know he can have feelings! He got over it quickly, and now it's almost like he's bragging about his darling girlfriend making him his lunch everyday.

If you put little love notes in/on his lunch bag he absolutely makes sure he faces it towards everyone so they have to read it. It makes Charlie sick but Pim thinks it's adorable. Glep is too short to read it.

Talks about you at work sometimes, and Pim is the only one that listens. He ships you two so hard.

NSFW

Back to the cuddling thing. There are times where he gets horny when he's holding you (happens a lot actually) and he'll be too sleepy for any movement, so he'll just cockwarm you. He'll do it to test his resistance or whatever, but his dick is a little too sensitive and your pussy is perfectly warm and wet and now he's shaking. He just gives up and lazily ruts himself into you.

It honestly surprised Allan when you wanted to please him. Not that he's upset or anything. He relishes in it.

Will never say no to a blowjob on the couch or the bed. He gets super into it and dirty talks you while holding a fist of your hair.

He talks in a weird mix of praise and degrading. He'll be super sweet but the moment he's inside of you he'll say the most stupid, corny things ever and it somehow sounds sexy.

If you give him the slightest amount of praise he'll just instantly come. He is not used to knowing people care about him and it shows so bad.

Aftercare is like a dream with you. Quick hop in the shower to clean off the smell of sex, wearing nothing but extravagant bath robes for the rest of the day (he has several pairs).

General

Even if you don't tell him, he kind of figures you have some kind of anxiety disorder anyway. He isn't too good at reading social situations, but he is damn good at reading individual people through their actions.

He makes a few accommodations for you around the place, mostly he's just more nice around you (as nice as he can be to others), but he mostly leaves you with your own vices. You're a grown adult probably, he figures you can handle yourself.

If you have a panic attack in the office/on a job, he'll do a few techniques he knows to try and calm you down. Breathing exercises, 'Name x amount of things around you', etc. If those don't work, he'll just sit with you silently, maybe puts an arm around you if he knows you're ok with it, until you eventually calm down.

After he'll make sure you're okay and make sure you didn't harm yourself. Maybe he'll buy you some food afterwards to hopefully make you feel a bit better

Dating

Because you're dating he knows a lot more about how to help you feel okay. Asks you about things that help you with your nerves, certain things to avoid, etc. He prefers to know about it beforehand than in the moment, he tends to panic if he doesn't know what to do.

If you take medication, even if it's not for anxiety, he will ask every day, on the dot, if you took your meds. Will count them if he knows you're bad at remembering.

Tries to make his living space as comfy as possible. Dimmer/warmer lights, weighted blankets, adjusting the temperature, etc. Avoids anything that he knows makes you on edge.

He'll try and take you on walks every day or so to help you feel relaxed. Walking through a park tends to help him relax when he's tense.

If you have a panic attack at his place, he'll do everything in his power to help it go away. He'll do the common methods to get your mind off of whatever's making you anxious (the breathing exercises, naming stuff around you, etc), but he makes it more personalized to you.

Sometimes asks the most outlandish questions to make you think "damn wtf is wrong with him" instead of whatever caught your mind before.

"Quick, tell me about your favorite show!"

"Name five things around you that would make a horrible smoothie when combined."

If he knows a panic attack is coming and you two are in public, he'll take you to a more secluded area and sit down with you. He'll do the techniques, try to redirect your nervous thoughts into something more positive, and make sure that you're okay. Thats his main concern.

General

Okayyy... Allan was not expecting this. Or rather, you. I don't think anyone expected this.

Everyone was freaking out when this unnaturally tall, red-winged demon crouched down into the doors of the building, barely fitting without your knees pressing against the floor. Naturally, because of your height, the rest of your body was proportional. In other words, you were fucking huge.

Once Mr.Boss explained to the boys that you were nothing but a lowly servant to him, they seemed to calm down a little.

Slowly, over time, everyone got used to your presence. They even added a soft rug so your knees wouldn't hurt. For being a literal demon, the boys were surprised by how kind you were to them, returning your generosity. Allan though... was a bit weary.

He often watched you with squinted eyes as he performed his tasks, never completely turning his back on you.

This continued until one fateful afternoon. Somehow Charlie and Pim managed to piss off some insane client who ran into the office, guns blazing. You managed to control the situation (by twisting the gunman's head off), saving the lives of everyone involved (besides that one guy but he'll be okay tho).

Allan began to trust you after that. At first it was small things, like acknowledging your existence, but it evolved into small chats here and there. Soon, he began to treat you as another coworker, even a friend.

He was fascinated by how tall you were. Everyone was, but especially Allan because usually he's taller than everyone else. He isn't used to bending his neck up to look at someone in the eyes.

He's always been one for knowledge. Sit down with him, share a cup of tea, and tell him about yourself. It's not everyday that someone gets to talk to a demon, he's savoring this as much as possible.

Dating

Allan is already a bit hesitant on dating, so it would take a lot for him to date a literal demon, no matter how nice you are to him. But if you somehow manage to court Allan and make him yours, get ready for a few things.

He has attempted to set up a date in Hell to be romantic, seeing as that's where you're from, but he quickly realizes that blistering heat and the screams of the perished aren't that enchanting. Would much prefer a trip to the museum, or if you prefer, the park.

If you're a demon that has wings, he will ask at least once if you can fly him around the city. He says it's just to save on gas money, but you know the real reason. If you agree, maybe you can take him to his Dr.Monster appointments! (He trusts you not to tell Charlie what it means.)

He understands that being 12 feet tall (144 inches) comes with a lot of issues. You barely fit into any buildings, strangers gawk and take photos of you, horrible back problems, etc. Allan really tries to accommodate, bless his heart, but he cannot not be blunt about it. He doesn't realize it either.

"Babe-uh, I don't think you can fit in my apartment-tuh."

Unironically calls you his succubus/incubus to flirt and thinks it's romantic. If you think it is then you two are a perfect match.

🚨 NSFW 🚨

Ok maybe he was right about the succubus/incubus thing because wow you are a freak. And he returns the energy right back.

Willing to fuck anywhere anytime. Eventually you manage to Pavlov's Dog him with nothing but bedroom eyes and a small smile. He does not care what you do to him, just tie him up and he'll be happy.

Overstimulation? Yes. Edging? Yes. Face riding? You already know it's a fat yes from him. Gets a little too into it and tries asking you to do temperature play with your fire abilities (up to you if you want to accept or not.)

As a demon, you have inhuman strength, and Allan practically begs you to use it on him every session. Hold down his hips while he grinds on your thigh, pin his knees up to his chest as you eat him out, Good Lord he does not care how you use it. Whatever makes him have the best orgasm is fine with him.

If you two are dating and it happens to heat up, he's much more considerate of your needs during intercourse. He learns what your body needs, how to properly stimulate you, etc. He's even open to the idea of some butt stuff. (Not fisting/anal on him, he's scared that would rip him a new hole.)

He is a 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀