peepo enthusiast

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

who?

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i stopped you from leaving with the others because i need to have a quick chat with you. please stop telling people the character you're writing is going to be a hit because, and i quote, "he has big boobs. honkers never before found on a scale. sir badonkers d'breastenson". not only does it undermine your writing skills, your integrity as a narrative lead and a professional, but also scaring the others. but now that i have you here. how big are we talking

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im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

My mom is Deaf so when I was like 5 I plugged all the drains in the bathroom with towels & toilet paper and turned the bathtub and sink on full blast before we went out to go shopping cause I knew she wouldn’t hear it and I flooded the entire house for no reason

ok that is some nasty shit i can’t even believe the amount of damage that would’ve done 😭

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly