big fan of.... umm.... uh... you know, uh... um...

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

reblog and tag a tag that you have blocked

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

Well, just one or two blows to the head couldn't hurt

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday