KittyBugz

I hate when games don’t let you carry an unlimited amount of something because it’s too heavy. I can’t carry a hundred pieces of bread? fuck you

girls be like “teehee how’d I get this ☺️?” about a bruise on their leg that looks like someone beat them with a hammer

leg hair but you look closer and realize it’s actually hundreds of skin tags

reaction channel but it’s a person with dementia watching the same movie for the first time over and over again

would you rather feel every sense a random stranger does, with the person changing every day or every time you take medicine to get rid of symptoms that time the medicine is effective for is just added back into the total experiencing symptom time at the end. so like if you were going to have a three hour headache and take an advil, the hour it relieves you is just added to later and you still get a three hour headache but later.

critics will eat candy that’s sour and go “sour. 2.6/10.”

taking a smoke break even though I don’t smoke just so I can go outside and rip ass

gonna invent a new drug called ants. makes you feel like the ants are here.

If I don’t see you at the polls today I’m going to find out where you live so I can break into your house and give your pet treats so they’ll love me more than you.

Inconvenienced a lesbian today. Sorry Lesbians.

If you put Gordon Ramsey and Super Nanny in a room together, who would win?