Jan 22
Kitchen Nightmares in the pokémon world pt. 3: Alola edition 🏝️
At long last, I’m excited to share the third installment of this crossover 🫡
Part one (Galar)
Part two (Unova)
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Kitchen Nightmares in the pokémon world pt. 3: Alola edition 🏝️
At long last, I’m excited to share the third installment of this crossover 🫡
Part one (Galar)
Part two (Unova)
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huge fan of whatever the hell is happening on the Kitchen Nightmares youtube channel
why does kitchen nightmares always feel like gordon ramsay is just this a random encounter off the street rsther than something the restaurant deliberately signed up for
Fantasy Kitchen Nightmares episode where elf Gordon Ramsay goes to a kobold run restaurant
Ramsay: "Myyy god, you've got rocks in the bloody soup..."
Kobold: "Roup! Roup! Roup!"
Ramsay: *tastes it* "It's crumbly... your soup's crumbly... it's got bloody rocks in it..."
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gordon ramsey: and this... flayed corpse of a dead god...? [gives a perplexed look]
underpaid waitress: oh yeah that's really popular actually!
gordon ramsey: oh really? then I'll have one and... the ribeye steak and minestrone soup.
underpaid waitress: coming right up!
owner: fuck. we're so fucked he ordered the flayed god.
[cut to gordon poking at the stigmata of the silently screaming skinless diety cadaver on his plate with a spoon]
gordon ramsey: Soggy, greasy. God really is dead if this place is serving shit like this.
underpaid waitress: everything okay?
gordon ramsey: is this fresh...?
waitress, holding back laughter: oh, no no no. it comes in frozen and we thaw it in the microwave.
gordon ramsay: microwaved... disgusting. and what's this sauce?
underpaid waitress: the blood of the sinners.
gordon ramsay: t-the blood of the sinners on the corpse of a flayed god?? doesn't sound very... traditional.
underpaid waitress, smirking and shaking her head: nope!
gordon ramsay: take this back to the kitchen, I'm done.
underpaid waitress: he didn't like the flayed god.
line cook from new jersey who is also the owner's brother: waddayamean! I made it perfect. Cooked ta fuckin... fuckin perfection! have I eva burnt anythin' heea... oh im gonna go give him a peesa my mind!!!
Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
Pictures I have of Gordon Ramsay lurking ominously, from my very specific Ominous Gordon folder
