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baby duncan....he still gets these weird looks.

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My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

hey before this app gets shut down completely does anyone wanna fuckin uhhhhh fall in love together or smth?

could we start with dinner instead? maybe grab sushi?

OH GOD I’M SO SORRY

DO YOU EVER THINK BEFORE YOU POST?!?!?!

IF I DID THAT I WOULD NEVER POST

Why wouldn’t they include this in the movie, this pic could launch a thousand fics

WHEN AND WHY DID I MAKE THIS

why are there no books about lesbian sex magick

It’s an oral tradition

If I lived in a haunted house I’d just fuck the ghosts and they’d leave!

@all-hail-the-antler-king @isei-silva

I reblogged this already but I will always reblog anything that is mules

Perfect

This I won’t live down, bed sizing and mishaps with god/godess. I am sorry honey!!

Is this Niklas’ reaction seeing the bed?

Well its for sure not his reaction to basil lol

This I won’t live down, bed sizing and mishaps with god/godess. I am sorry honey!!