listen to the love that i'm holdin'

John Green and his brother were created as part of a secret government program that aimed to create the world's first youth pastor for atheists

movie pirating sites are like horses

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

thanks for laughing anyway

Shut up everyone this is my favorite part of the 10 hours heavy rain sound on windows with thunder sounds

no you don’t understand. i met a cat named keyboard AND a cat named mouse tonight. they are siblings. and named keyboard and mouse. if you even care

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