soaps for saps

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

anyone reblogging this post talking about a guy under 40 is banned

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

talking to a very boring LGBTQ person once in a while is so refreshing, you’re like “Whoa! You’re so average and normal! You’re like a coworker at an office job! The only thing we have in common is our LGBTQ identity and that is beautiful!”

“They tell us we’re born to suffer but you were obviously born to maintain the lawn outside of your suburban home. Very sweet.”

what do people without mental illnesses even think about