A goof, but a hot goof

stop trying to say I have aphantasia, nobody can actually see that fucking apple

if I had aphantasia, that would require people to be constantly ahllucinating, and I think that they are the real issue here

Genuinely though the idea of aphantasia is stupid, I don't think anyone can see an apple, they are all lying to me as a bit

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way