I get road rage as a pedestrian

there’s just always something fucking happening

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

look we need to talk.........idiot to idiot

(petting you gently and whispering in your ear) you’re so fucked. it’s over for you

Everybody loves me for my coherent and relatable posting

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

fucking up the vibe all by yourself, handsome?

“there’s nothing wrong with you” well there actually is but idgaf, thank you though

‘I would fight in a war for you’ okay but would you wash the dishes for me

i was just kidding when i said i don't give a fuck i give possibly the biggest fucks you've ever seen

can i come over and make everything worse in the hottest way possible

never underestimate my ability to fuck things up