Shadow self motif my beloved

Person who makes coffee incorrectly: You can't make a cup of coffee without breaking a few eggs

my favourite bit right now is saying "scientists still don't know" in relation to something I (One Single Scientist) specifically do not know the answer to

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

So true actually

Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.

#it’s called sending me an ask and I tell you way more info than you actually wanted @newbromantics

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

eventually something comes and eats you but that's part of being an undulating sea creature #undulatingseacreature

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you