'..He is holding a cat.'
"-I see only the intruder’s shadow, in that deep purple glow. It is– it is the man from the lighthouse! He is holding something!
-The dangerous, dangerous angel is with him! The man is holding something!
-No! How did you–
-He is holding–
-Don’t come any nearer!
...
-He is holding a cat."
(Welcome to Night Vale ep.48)
a moment so epic it made me astral project into a fictional desert riot while in the middle of a campus parking lot
bonus pre-edit version under the cut
















